What is the best Dog Crate for my Dog? For sure you would think it is very obvious, right? Well, let me tell you, it is not as easy to find out the answer to that question as it looks like. First of all, there are many books and magazines on the subject of “what is best for my dog”. There are even many web pages and websites that talk about the subject. But you will notice a pattern with all these resources.
All the books, magazines and websites talk about one thing: they try to give you an instant catalog of what is best for your dog. They tell you which is the best crate or what is the most comfortable dog crate available. They say “best” or “luxurious” and leave you with the conclusion.
But we know better. We know that there is no universal “best” for all dogs. There is only one or two bests – and there are only two kinds of dogs, small and large. And there are only two kinds of people, too: those who want to help dogs and those who want to pamper them.
In other words, the choices you make, the choices only come between two types: either you play the role of “dog owner” and help your dog become the greatest dog there ever was, or you play the role of “public goods vendor”. That is to say, you sell better if you sell only to humans. Now then, how do you create an album of what is best for your dog? Well, first you must realize that what is best for your dog is very different from what is best for you. Dogs are social animals, yes. But humans are social animals too and being nice to them won’t make them like you anymore.
So instead of playing the role of the public goods seller, you will need to play the role of the catalog creator. You will need to create an album cover that people will want to buy because they like what is on it. The best album art may be a million different things to many people, but to your dog they will be the cutest little dog pictures they have ever seen, and they will love you for making it. You can help your dog’s crate get dirty by putting a few dollars in his favorite charities, but only if you have not yet sold an album for him with the same images.
Now, it is easy to create an album art, but hard to make an album download. You can try YouTube, but YouTube is the worst medium for making money, because your videos must adhere to YouTube’s own community-specific rules. For example, you can make a video about “the greatest puppy in the world”, but if you include any hateful or irrelevant statements about Jews, Muslims, Blacks, or AIDs, you could get banned from YouTube. Even if you do not say anything offensive, people are going to suspect that you are saying something less than helpful. Therefore, I would recommend that you get a good catalog from Amazon or the local bookstore, because there is a much higher chance that you will be able to sell them.
You can also use catalogs from the Internet and get your albums uploaded to them. This is the most cost-effective method, but you can only upload one album per day. Even if you do not have a great sense of humor, you might want to post a funny clip of yourself making a mess in the house. This will go viral very quickly, especially if you are posting it on your blog, on YouTube, or on other places where your friends can see it.
Finally, you can go and write a full album, complete with a liner, a piano cover, a song list, everything! Once again, there is a greater chance that this will be accepted. If you are still unclear about what is best, you should consider the process of compiling an album. It’s easy, fun, and it will allow you to take better care of your pet.